Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I came so hard my ears popped.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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