he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
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