Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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