I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
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