You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
All I want is dick and wine.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
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