She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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