If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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