hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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