My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
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