That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
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