I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
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