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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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