I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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