Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
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