tell your sister to shave her snatch
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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