well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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