Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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