so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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