can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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