I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
you told grandpa to call you daddy
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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