did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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