But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
my shit smells like andre
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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