their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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