CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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