Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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