Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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