Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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