After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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