Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
i used baking grease as lip gloss
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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