No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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