I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
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