so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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