at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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