You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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