Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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