Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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