white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
I feel like death gave me a hand job
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
