Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
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