I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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