I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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