Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
Randomize
