Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
I party with great urgency now.
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