that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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