He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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