Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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