Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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