Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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