We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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