I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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