I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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