and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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